Jeff Foxworthy

If you consistently piss on the toilet seat You might be a bad roommate

If you consistently piss on the toilet seat You might be a bad roommate  Jeff Foxworthy

If the number of stickers on your car is higher than its horsepower... You might be a ricer

If the number of stickers on your car is higher than its horsepower... You might be a ricer  Jeff Foxworthy

If you're a minor drinking at your father's 3rd Wedding to your cousin You might be a redneck

If you're a minor drinking at your father's 3rd Wedding to your cousin You might be a redneck  Jeff Foxworthy

If you think the government staged school shootings as part of a plot to take away your guns You might be retarded

If you think the government staged school shootings as part of a plot to take away your guns You might be retarded  Jeff Foxworthy

If it's 5 weeks into the season & you still have a winless team... You might be in a weak division

If it's 5 weeks into the season & you still have a winless team... You might be in a weak division  Jeff Foxworthy

If you frequently take pictures of yourself in the mirror with a cell phone You might be a douchebag

If you frequently take pictures of yourself in the mirror with a cell phone You might be a douchebag  Jeff Foxworthy

If you make less than $250,000 a year You might be a 47%'er

If you make less than $250,000 a year You might be a 47%'er  Jeff Foxworthy

If your first cakeday is a total letdown You might be a true redditor

If your first cakeday is a total letdown You might be a true redditor  Jeff Foxworthy

If you use rhetoric for personal gain... You might be a sophist

If you use rhetoric for personal gain... You might be a sophist  Jeff Foxworthy
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