Jeff Foxworthy Christian

If at first you don't secede, and you try try again? ... You might be a Red State

If at first you don't secede, and you try try again? ... You might be a Red State  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

if the first three ingredients in your pressure cooker are 1) Nails 2) ball bearings, and 3) tnt you might be a terrorist

if the first three ingredients in your pressure cooker are 
1) Nails
2) ball bearings, and 
3) tnt you might be a terrorist  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

If You Understand the Term Drunk-Donalds You Might Be A U of M Student

If You Understand the Term Drunk-Donalds You Might Be A U of M Student  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

If calling your subreddit a circle jerk is a circle jerk you may be in a circlejerk

If calling your subreddit a circle jerk is a circle jerk you may be in a circlejerk  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

If you look in the mirror and you don't see an evolved Primate... YOu might be a christian.

If you look in the mirror and you don't see an evolved Primate... YOu might be a christian.  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

if you sympathize with terrorists you might be a terrorist

if you sympathize with terrorists  you might be a terrorist  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

if you believe tragedies are an act of god, but want to own guns to prevent tragedies you might not be a christian

if you believe tragedies are an act of god, but want to own guns to prevent tragedies you might not be a christian  Jeff Foxworthy Christian

if you ever duct tape flip flops back together You might be a redneck

if you ever duct tape flip flops back together  You might be a redneck  Jeff Foxworthy Christian
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