Jesus Cat

Yes my name is actually Jesus But it's the Mexican version pronounced "hey seuss" so it's not weird.

Yes my name is actually Jesus But it's the Mexican version pronounced

OMG i can walk on water im naruto!

OMG i can walk on water im naruto!  Jesus Cat

They said to him, "We have only five loaves and two fish." You Mean Only five loaves

They said to him,

Matthews 26:39 I fell on my feet Still prayed

Matthews 26:39 I fell on my feet  Still prayed
  Jesus Cat

when there was only one set of paw-prints in the sand ... i was stalking a robin

when there was only one set of paw-prints in the sand ... i was stalking a robin  Jesus Cat

And that's why they call it "Cat-echism."

And that's why they call it

nothing is that funny about cats fuck this make a meme shit

nothing is that funny about cats fuck this make a meme shit  Jesus Cat

Roamed the desert for 40 days Slept for 30 of them

Roamed the desert for 40 days Slept for 30 of them  Jesus Cat

Turns water Into milk

Turns water Into milk  Jesus Cat

Jesus was black He didn't have white feet like me though

Jesus was black He didn't have white feet like me though  Jesus Cat
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