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Jim Gaffigan Not Even Close

I can't believe I gotta go to work on my birthday. I can't believe I have to do laundry on my birthday. I can't believe I have to pay for sex on my birthday!

I can't believe I gotta go to work on my birthday. I can't believe I have to do laundry on my birthday. I can't believe I have to pay for sex on my birthday! Jim Gaffigan Not Even Close
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You could be a genius. You try and write a postcard, you come across like a moron anyway. "This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye."

You could be a genius. You try and write a postcard, you come across like a moron anyway.
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If you've never been to a Catholic mass, It's still goin' on.

If you've never been to a Catholic mass, It's still goin' on. Jim Gaffigan Not Even Close
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Why are people acting like they’re better than McDonald’s? Maybe instead of buying a Big Mac, you read US Weekly. That’s McDonald’s.

Why are people acting like they’re better than McDonald’s? Maybe instead of buying a Big Mac, you read US Weekly. That’s McDonald’s. Jim Gaffigan Not Even Close
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If you've never been to a Catholic mass, that is the longest experience of your life. It makes you look forward to going to the DMV.

If you've never been to a Catholic mass, that is the longest experience of your life. It makes you look forward to going to the DMV. Jim Gaffigan Not Even Close
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So you have vitamins, and then you have "herbal supplements," which are not FDA approved... And just for reference, the Twinkie is.

So you have vitamins, and then you have
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Not even close

Not even close Jim Gaffigan Not Even Close
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