Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You say the written word is dead. I say you're a moron. Let's agree to disagree.

You say the written word is dead. I say you're a moron.
Let's agree to disagree.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do we have walden? this is waldenbooks, dumbass!

Do we have walden? this is waldenbooks, dumbass!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Rosario + Vampire? This book has mild sexual themes, I won't sell it to you!

Rosario + Vampire? This book has mild sexual themes, I won't sell it to you!  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I can't speak English, because I'm an Ostrich. Although I have glasses, I cannot read. Your ridicule really hurts an illiterate bird.

  I can't speak English, because I'm an Ostrich. Although I have glasses,
 I cannot read. Your ridicule really hurts an illiterate bird.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE android lol jk, shit thread getting closed now

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE android lol jk, shit thread getting closed now  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

It's not the Nook It's YOU

It's not the Nook It's YOU  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The bathroom is for customers only Now that you've used It i must provide you with a long winded suggestion for your obligatory purchase.

The bathroom is for customers only Now that you've used It i must provide you with a long winded suggestion for your obligatory purchase.    Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

vampire diaries? this isn't a recycling center

vampire diaries? this isn't a recycling center  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Reading "The Game" will not change the fact that you're an undateable douchebag.

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