Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The joy of anal sex Don't you know how to order books off amazon?

The joy of anal sex Don't you know how to order books off amazon?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You're looking for a Nicholas Sparks book? Which one? The romantic one with a heartbreaking ending? ...which one?

You're looking for a Nicholas Sparks book?  Which one? The romantic one with a heartbreaking ending? ...which one?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

THE STORE CLOSES AT 10 PM And by 10 PM, I don't mean 10:15 when you finally pry your creepy ass out of your chair and exit the cafe with your equally creepy friends, leaving half the current affairs section on the table for us to reshelve.

THE STORE CLOSES AT 10 PM And by 10 PM, I don't mean 10:15 when you finally pry your creepy ass out of your chair and exit the cafe with your equally creepy friends, leaving half the current affairs section on the table for us to reshelve.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, I am near-sighted, You are a hipster

No, I  am near-sighted, You are a hipster  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HI, DO YOU LIKE ME GLASSES I IS WEARING?

HI,  DO YOU LIKE ME GLASSES I IS WEARING?  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Yes! You'll find that in the "books with blue covers I saw on oprah" section

Yes! You'll find that in the

Clan of the Cave Bear? Try the used books section. The dirty parts are already dog-eared.

Clan of the Cave Bear? Try the used books section.  The dirty parts are already dog-eared.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Hahaha Oh, sorry you were serious? No I don't know what book with a red cover your sister who lives in another state liked

Hahaha Oh, sorry you were serious? No I don't know what book with a red cover your sister who lives in another state liked  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Excuse Me, Can you read without moving your lips? It's depressing.

Excuse Me,  Can you read without moving your lips?  
It's depressing.   Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Non-Fiction Section? See that sign that says, "Fiction"? Yeah, it's not there.

Non-Fiction Section? See that sign that says,
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