LIfe is Confusing

spend all morning writing bash scripts to get statistics find out about sar, fml

 spend all morning writing bash scripts to get statistics find out about sar, fml  LIfe is Confusing

How come when women are pregnant people rub there stomachs and say "congratulations" but no one ever rubs my penis and says "good job"?

How come when women are pregnant people rub there stomachs and say

Put on boss's reading glasses to do funny impression of him Realize that I am old enough to benefit from reading glasses

Put on boss's reading glasses to do funny impression of him Realize that I am old enough to benefit from reading glasses  LIfe is Confusing

Select 3 day shipping UPS says it will take two weeks to get here

Select 3 day shipping UPS says it will take two weeks to get here  LIfe is Confusing

Dogs typically have less than 3 days to live when dropped off at a shelter That's ok, the scumbag who dropped them off forgot about them in 3 minutes

Dogs typically have less than 3 days to live when dropped off at a shelter That's ok, the scumbag who dropped them off forgot about them in 3 minutes  LIfe is Confusing

Takes class with Harvey Has spiritual crisis

Takes class with Harvey Has spiritual crisis  LIfe is Confusing

why do people insist on praying for crises instead of volunteering or donating money for relief?

why do people insist on praying for crises instead of volunteering or donating money for relief?  LIfe is Confusing

people engrossed in "millions of fish die" stories What about "millions of sudanese die?"

people engrossed in

An aircraft carrier for Japan earthquake Not even a water bottle for Katrina victims...

An aircraft carrier for Japan earthquake Not even a water bottle for Katrina victims...  LIfe is Confusing

Why do we have money to pay for prisoner's living expenses but not education?

Why do we have money to pay for prisoner's living expenses but not education?  LIfe is Confusing
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