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"So, tell me why you'd like to work at SeaWorld?" "I've always been told I play well with otters."

Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a fake macaroni? An impasta

What do you call a fake macaroni?
 An impasta   Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.  Lame Pun Coon

You're telling me I need to study? No thanks I'll pass

You're telling me I need to study? No thanks I'll pass  Lame Pun Coon

When I heard that Magnesium and Oxygen were dating I was like "OMg"

When I heard that Magnesium and Oxygen were dating  I was like

Theists are myth led

Theists are myth led  Lame Pun Coon

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl  Lame Pun Coon

Reading a book about anti-gravity can't put it down.

Reading a book about anti-gravity can't put it down.  Lame Pun Coon

frozen shower bar? that sounds chili

frozen shower bar? that sounds chili  Lame Pun Coon
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