Lawyer Dog

So you say that your ex gave you chocolates for valentines day? I'd say you have a strong case for attempted murder

So you say that your ex gave you chocolates for valentines day? I'd say you have a strong case for attempted murder  Lawyer Dog

None of these jokes Are funny at all.

None of these jokes Are funny at all.  Lawyer Dog

If they ask who made the mess You keep your goddamn ears and tail up until I get there.

If they ask who made the mess You keep your goddamn ears and tail up until I get there.  Lawyer Dog

They punished you for barking? Apparently they've never heard of the First Amendment

They punished you for barking? Apparently they've never heard of the First Amendment  Lawyer Dog

So, your wife is divorcing you, and taking half of your stuff? That's ruff.

So, your wife is divorcing you, and taking half of your stuff? That's ruff.  Lawyer Dog

So the fee is going to be $800 Or a 20 minute walk

So the fee is going to be $800 Or a 20 minute walk  Lawyer Dog

In defense of my client ...he is a dog.

In defense of my client ...he is a dog.  Lawyer Dog

Markets closed Monday 3-day weekend, you lucky dog!

Markets closed Monday 3-day weekend, you lucky dog!  Lawyer Dog

Asking me to tamper with evidence You're barking up the wrong tree

Asking me to tamper with evidence You're barking up the wrong tree  Lawyer Dog

new forensic evidence? get it straight to the lab

new forensic evidence? get it straight to the lab  Lawyer Dog
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