Lawyer Dog

In my clients defense The mailman appeared aggressive and my client was acting in self defense.

In my clients defense The mailman appeared aggressive and my client was acting in self defense.  Lawyer Dog

Insanity Wolf did WHAT?!? I'll be there in ten minutes.

Insanity Wolf did WHAT?!? I'll be there in ten minutes.  Lawyer Dog

So, they're blaming the turquoise paw prints on you? If the paw prints don't fit, you're full of shit.

So, they're blaming the turquoise paw prints on you? If the paw prints don't fit, you're full of shit.  Lawyer Dog

I convicted him for violating leash laws It was a walk in the park

I convicted him for violating leash laws It was a walk in the park  Lawyer Dog

I Have no idea what i am doing

I Have no idea what i am doing   Lawyer Dog

our legal team has investigated the patch notes expect to hear from us soon

our legal team has investigated the patch notes expect to hear from us soon  Lawyer Dog

Let's move for a mistrial The judge is barking up the wrong tree

Let's move for a mistrial The judge is barking up the wrong tree  Lawyer Dog

The judge buried the case? Piece of cake

The judge buried the case? Piece of cake  Lawyer Dog

It's simple, we'll just tell them that by wearing shorts, the mailman was asking for it

It's simple, we'll just tell them that by wearing shorts, the mailman was asking for it  Lawyer Dog

Objection, your honor The prosecutor's ham sandwich is distracting me

Objection, your honor The prosecutor's ham sandwich is distracting me  Lawyer Dog
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