Lawyer Dog

So your owner put a collar and leash on you? This is leading the witness, don't answer that

So your owner put a collar and leash on you? This is leading the witness, don't answer that  Lawyer Dog

They made you hold the treat on your nose for HOW long? I'm writing up a complaint for intentional infliction of emotional distress

They made you hold the treat on your nose for HOW long? I'm writing up a complaint for intentional infliction of emotional distress  Lawyer Dog

You only get treats if you shake his hand? I think we have a strong case for extortion here

You only get treats if you shake his hand? I think we have a strong case for extortion here  Lawyer Dog

Maybe it's because I'm a dog But this case looks pretty black and white to me

Maybe it's because I'm a dog But this case looks pretty black and white to me  Lawyer Dog

SPAY DON'T FILLET

SPAY DON'T FILLET  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but he never actually threw it? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud

So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but he never actually threw it? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud  Lawyer Dog

DID I SAY "MOO" MOTHERFUCKER?

DID I SAY

The defense would like to rest your honor... preferably in your lap, or a soft bean bag chair.

The defense would like to rest your honor... preferably in your lap, or a soft bean bag chair.  Lawyer Dog

Law is the law

Law is the law   Lawyer Dog

If they think they can sue us They're barking up the wrong tree

If they think they can sue us They're barking up the wrong tree  Lawyer Dog
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