Lawyer Dog

The mother is a Great Dane. The Father is a Chihuahua. Someone put him up to it.

The mother is a Great Dane.
The Father is a Chihuahua. Someone put him up to it.  Lawyer Dog

Pissed on the carpet? You could be looking at some serious time in the backyard

Pissed on the carpet? You could be looking at some serious time in the backyard  Lawyer Dog

He put the pill in the peanut butter without your knowledge? Look's we have an assault case on our hands

He put the pill in the peanut butter without your knowledge? Look's we have an assault case on our hands  Lawyer Dog

My client IS A NIGGER

My client IS A NIGGER  Lawyer Dog

Taking a shit in the living room will carry only minor penalties

Taking a shit in the living room  will carry only minor penalties  Lawyer Dog

This is an important case. You'll have my undivided attention. SQUIRREL!!!

This is an important case. You'll have my undivided attention. SQUIRREL!!!  Lawyer Dog

This is gonna be ruff The prosecutor's a real bulldog

This is gonna be ruff The prosecutor's a real bulldog  Lawyer Dog

submit a timesheet? challenge accepted!

submit a timesheet? challenge accepted!  Lawyer Dog

The DNA evidence? I gave it to the lab

The DNA evidence? I gave it to the lab  Lawyer Dog

He pissed all over your piss? my dog we have clear case of trespissing

He pissed all over your piss? my dog  we have clear case of trespissing  Lawyer Dog
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