Lawyer Dog

well, i crunched the numbers... and chewed up your shoes

well, i crunched the numbers... and chewed up your shoes  Lawyer Dog

if the collar doesn't fit you must acquit

if the collar doesn't fit you must acquit  Lawyer Dog

Making a weiner dog wear a hotdog bun on holloween is a funamental violation of dog rights. the owner can legally be shot.

Making a weiner dog wear a hotdog bun on holloween is a funamental violation of dog rights. the owner can legally be shot.  Lawyer Dog

this case is going in front of Judge Cat we're fucked

this case is going in front of Judge Cat we're fucked  Lawyer Dog

sorry i couldn't get you your paper work this weekend was really ruff

sorry i couldn't get you your paper work this weekend was really ruff  Lawyer Dog

why yes i do take the occasional pro bono case

why yes i do take the occasional pro bono case  Lawyer Dog

So your owners adopted you without mentioning they own a cat? Lets see if we can get that restraining order set up

So your owners adopted you without mentioning they own a cat? Lets see if we can get that restraining order set up  Lawyer Dog

So you actually bathed yet she did not perform fellatio on you? I think this is grounds for divorce. Because I'm a dog. Not a lawyer. Though you should have just licked it yourself. Oh, you can't do that? Well, I can, and I'm going to, so good day sir. I

So you actually bathed yet she did not perform fellatio on you? I think this is grounds for divorce.
Because I'm a dog.
Not a lawyer.
Though you should have just licked it yourself.
Oh, you can't do that?
Well, I can, and I'm going to, so good day sir.
I   Lawyer Dog

So your karma is being stolen? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud

So your karma is being stolen? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud  Lawyer Dog

Long time enemy with a lawyer by the name of catticus finch

Long time enemy with a lawyer by the name of catticus finch  Lawyer Dog
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