Lawyer Dog

i'm sorry sir but you're going to have to let me sniff the witness

i'm sorry sir but you're going to have to let me sniff the witness  Lawyer Dog

He put the peanut butter where? That's sexual harassment

He put the peanut butter where? That's sexual harassment  Lawyer Dog

this case really stinks but let me roll around in it for a few days to see what i can come up with

this case really stinks but let me roll around in it for a few days to see what i can come up with   Lawyer Dog

i'm going to make your soon-to-be ex eat his own shit... ...right after i eat mine

i'm going to make your soon-to-be ex eat his own shit... ...right after i eat mine  Lawyer Dog

They fondled you in front of a stadium full of people? I'd say you got Westminster by the balls now.

They fondled you in front of a stadium full of people? I'd say you got Westminster by the balls now.  Lawyer Dog

So you need engines? We'll take care of it!

So you need engines? We'll take care of it!  Lawyer Dog

I am the original Ambulance chaser

I am the original Ambulance chaser  Lawyer Dog

They didn't hire you because you're a cat? I'd say you have a strong case for discrimination

They didn't hire you because you're a cat? I'd say you have a strong case for discrimination  Lawyer Dog

They made you wear a silly outfit to whore for upvotes on reddit? I'm going to see that you retire up to your neck in mikbones

They made you wear a silly outfit to whore for upvotes on reddit? I'm going to see that you retire up to your neck in mikbones  Lawyer Dog

Well if he sniffed your butt without consent... there's nothing i can do. that's completely normal.

Well if he sniffed your butt without consent... there's nothing i can do. that's completely normal.  Lawyer Dog
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