Lazy Bachelor Bear

Morning Wood? Masturbate, go back to sleep.

Morning Wood? Masturbate,
 go back to sleep.  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Set alarm for class Hit snooze 17 times

Set alarm for class Hit snooze 17 times  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Time has come to shave... Fuck that, I'll just go for the neck until next time.

Time has come to shave... Fuck that, I'll just go for the neck until next time.  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Woke up with half a pizza in bed Initially disgusted. Finished it 8 hours later

Woke up with half a pizza in bed Initially disgusted.  Finished it 8 hours later  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Need to make dinner Eat an entire box of E.L. Fudge cookies while looking at memes

Need to make dinner Eat an entire box of E.L. Fudge cookies while looking at memes  Lazy Bachelor Bear

midterm today speed-study on bus

midterm today speed-study on bus   Lazy Bachelor Bear

10:00am: "Fridge is empty. I'm gonna go to the grocery store today." 10:00pm: Fridge still empty - clicking submit on online pizza delivery page

10:00am:

Assignment due on Friday Start doing it on Thursday

Assignment due on Friday Start doing it on Thursday  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Click upvote, have to log in No upvote for you.

Click upvote, have to log in No upvote for you.  Lazy Bachelor Bear

use stumbleupon to surf the interwebs always end up looking at memes

use stumbleupon to surf the interwebs always end up looking at memes  Lazy Bachelor Bear
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