Lazy Bachelor Bear

Everyone tells you that you are not a bear HUMAN

Everyone tells you that you are not a bear HUMAN  Lazy Bachelor Bear

want to make a rap song with friends never do

want to make a rap song with friends never do  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Room smells bad Put dryer sheets on fan and go back to sleep

Room smells bad Put dryer sheets on fan and go back to sleep  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Try to Win Against Stepdads Gets blown up by a methane leak in Dongzhimen

Try to Win Against Stepdads Gets blown up by a methane leak in Dongzhimen  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Dishes are dirty Guess I won't be eating tonight

Dishes are dirty Guess I won't be eating tonight  Lazy Bachelor Bear

See your fuck face Punch until it bleeds

See your fuck face Punch until it bleeds  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Friend calls from a party Phone out of reach

Friend calls from a party Phone out of reach  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Have to pick up little brother from bus station in 30 minutes Lay in bed, watch youtube videos of black people for 8 hours

Have to pick up little brother from bus station in 30 minutes Lay in bed, watch youtube videos of black people for 8 hours  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Drink six cups of coffee Bathroom is just too far away Caption 3 goes here

Drink six cups of coffee Bathroom is just too far away Caption 3 goes here  Lazy Bachelor Bear

Wake up early to do work watch marathon of Arrested Development instead

Wake up early to do work watch marathon of Arrested Development instead  Lazy Bachelor Bear
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