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Liz Lemon

I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want

I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want Liz Lemon
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You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list.

You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list. Liz Lemon
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One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I’m really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away!

One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I’m really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away! Liz Lemon
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this bra is held together with tape.

this bra is held together with tape. Liz Lemon
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I don't really think it's fair for me to be in a jury because I can read thoughts.

I don't really think it's fair for me to be in a jury because I can read thoughts. Liz Lemon
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you are truly the picasso of loneliness

you are truly the picasso of loneliness Liz Lemon
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things liz lemon taught me sandwiches>Love

things liz lemon taught me sandwiches>Love Liz Lemon
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You know what Mr. Bag? I will have a nice day. I'm gonna hang you in my kitchen and fill you with other bags. you will eat your family!

You know what Mr. Bag? I will have a nice day. I'm gonna hang you in my kitchen and fill you with other bags. you will eat your family! Liz Lemon
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