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Masturbate using scented handsoap it'll make your dick smell good and won't cause it to shed like snakeskin

Masturbate using scented handsoap it'll make your dick smell good and won't cause it to shed like snakeskin Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get a girl? Try mute ones, they won't say no

Want to get a girl? Try mute ones, they won't say no Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend says "you don't have to put in effort for valentines day if you don't want to" Then you are not expected to put in any effort

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If a bee, wasp, or hornet comes near you, flail your arms violently in its direction It's just trying to determine if you are a flower or some other item useful to it, and once it realizes you're just a person, it will fly away.

If a bee, wasp, or hornet comes near you, flail your arms violently in its direction It's just trying to determine if you are a flower or some other item useful to it, and once it realizes you're just a person, it will fly away. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you're suspicious your spouse is cheating on you give them a curable std, then wait to see if they tell you about it

if you're suspicious your spouse is cheating on you give them a curable std, then wait to see if they tell you about it Malicious Advice Mallard
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too shy to ask out your crush? Just get really drunk first, it will boost your confidence

too shy to ask out your crush? Just get really drunk first, it will boost your confidence Malicious Advice Mallard
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have a stubborn stain? Mix bleach with ammonia, That Shit will get anything out.

have a stubborn stain? Mix bleach with ammonia, That Shit will get anything out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Computer is running slow? Delete system32

Computer is running slow? Delete system32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL? WEAR A NICKELBACK T-SHIRT.

FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL? WEAR A NICKELBACK T-SHIRT. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to gift something nice on your cousin's birthday? give him a blowjob

want to gift something nice on your cousin's birthday? give him a blowjob Malicious Advice Mallard
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