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see a cute girl in the car in front of you? Hit her with your car. Exchange information and get her phone number

see a cute girl in the car in front of you? Hit her with your car. Exchange information and get her phone number Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling Constipated? Just drink a lot of cheap alcohol and wait till the next morning

Feeling Constipated? Just drink a lot of cheap alcohol and wait till the next morning Malicious Advice Mallard
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April fool's day is the perfect time to ask out that girl you're friends with. When she says no, you can play it off as an ingenious prank.

April fool's day is the perfect time to ask out that girl you're friends with. When she says no, you can play it off as an ingenious prank. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be able to play with you old toys again? have a kid

Want to be able to play with you old toys again? have a kid Malicious Advice Mallard
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Guys will still find you attractive even if your shorts cover your whole ass

Guys will still find you attractive even if your shorts cover your whole ass Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't find a job, ladies? find a husband instead

Can't find a job, ladies? find a husband instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have a condom? Pull out.

Don't have a condom? Pull out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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out of q-tips? just wrap toilet paper around the end of a toothpick

out of q-tips? just wrap toilet paper around the end of a toothpick Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your friends girlfriend is sending you nude photos Sleep with her & don't tell him

If your friends girlfriend is sending you nude photos Sleep with her & don't tell him Malicious Advice Mallard
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On a first date, bang the waiter in the bathroom Your date will really appreciate the improved service

On a first date, bang the waiter in the bathroom Your date will really appreciate the improved service Malicious Advice Mallard
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