Malicious Advice Mallard

if you like someone, point out all their flaws they'll appreciate your attention to detail

if you like someone, point out all their flaws they'll appreciate your attention to detail  Malicious Advice Mallard

Turn your toaster sideways for an easy grilled cheese

Turn your toaster sideways for an easy grilled cheese  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drinking is expensive Give blood before you go to the bar

Drinking is expensive Give blood before you go to the bar  Malicious Advice Mallard

take up smoking

take up smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're trying to calm down a wild, agitated bear run away. Bears are lazy and they won't chase you.

If you're trying to calm down a wild, agitated bear run away. Bears are lazy and they won't chase you.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Look at the top post And repost them. Redditors love reposts.

Look at the top post And repost them. Redditors love reposts.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Celebrating July 4th in ths south? wear red coats and drink tea.

Celebrating July 4th in ths south? wear red coats and drink tea.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have an inexpensive wedding, honeymoon and house. Sleep in a huge pile of money, it's more comfortable.

Have an inexpensive wedding, honeymoon and house.
 Sleep in a huge pile of money, it's more comfortable.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get better at yoga? Break your leg- it helps you balance on the other

Want to get better at yoga?
 Break your leg- it helps you balance on the other  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you see someone crying Offer to have sex with them

If you see someone crying
 Offer to have sex with them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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