Malicious Advice Mallard

WANT FREE SHARPIES? GO TO WHICH WICH.

WANT FREE SHARPIES? GO TO WHICH WICH.  Malicious Advice Mallard

The only person stopping you from achieving excellence is yourself Kill yourself, be excellent.

The only person stopping you from achieving excellence is yourself
 Kill yourself, be excellent.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to Change the colour of your Facebook page? Like and share the page and download and install the .exe file from their website

Want to Change the colour of your Facebook page? Like and share the page and download and install the .exe file from their website  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble finding motivation? Smoke a massive joint

Having trouble finding motivation? Smoke a massive joint  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cannot afford condoms? No problem. Just pull out, it works 100% of the time.

Cannot afford condoms? No problem.
 Just pull out, it works 100% of the time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ex-fiancee just posted new baby pics? A case of beer would totally help you "celebrate".

Ex-fiancee just posted new baby pics? A case of beer would totally help you

Tomorrow is April 1st Don't listen to me

Tomorrow is April 1st Don't listen to me  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want instant karma? Post a picture of your dick to r/gonewild

Want instant karma? Post a picture of your dick to r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend wont put out Tell her you'll get sex elsewhere, that'll put her in the mood

If your girlfriend wont put out Tell her you'll get sex elsewhere, that'll put her in the mood  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF a girl cheated to be with you, don't worry she was just with the wrong person and won't cheat on you too

IF a girl cheated to be with you, don't worry she was just with the wrong person and won't cheat on you too  Malicious Advice Mallard
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