Malicious Advice Mallard

can't get rid of the hiccups? swallow a spoon full of cinnamon

can't get rid of the hiccups? swallow a spoon full of cinnamon  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone you don't like? Kill them

Someone you don't like? Kill them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get free trips and sunglasses? Take up smoking

Want to get free trips and sunglasses? Take up smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pull out all your teeth so you can't bite your tongue

Pull out all your teeth so you can't bite your tongue  Malicious Advice Mallard

Read the movie synopsis online beforehand itll make the movie easier to follow

Read the movie synopsis online beforehand
 itll make the movie easier to follow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Car in front of you slowing down your commute? Tailgate them; they'll go faster

Car in front of you slowing down your commute? Tailgate them; they'll go faster  Malicious Advice Mallard

GIrlfriend too chatty when you're carrying her over to the bedroom? knock her out with the door frame and play it off as an accident

GIrlfriend too chatty when you're carrying her over to the bedroom? knock her out with the door frame and play it off as an accident  Malicious Advice Mallard

Try to make him more pissed him off more than you are He will realize the error of his ways

Try to make him more pissed him off more than you are
 He will realize the error of his ways  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to calculate expectation? It's linear, so just multiply the parts.

Trying to calculate expectation? It's linear, so just multiply the parts.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Getting tired of reddit? Go to 9gag. The stuff there is totally original

Getting tired of reddit?
 Go to 9gag.  The stuff there is totally original  Malicious Advice Mallard
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