Malicious Advice Mallard

Find a wallet on the side of the road? Take any money out of it and then return it. Most people are just happy to get their ID's back.

Find a wallet on the side of the road? Take any money out of it and then return it. Most people are just happy to get their ID's back.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to mail something for free? Put the correct address in "return to sender" and mail it without a stamp

Want to mail something for free? Put the correct address in

Pick up a whole bunch of toll tickets from the stop before your usual stop, and keep them in your car. Whenever you go through your usual toll, use one of the tickets from the stop before it.

Pick up a whole bunch of toll tickets from the stop before your usual stop, and keep them in your car.   Whenever you go through your usual toll, use one of the tickets from the stop before it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't listen to actual advice mallard

don't listen to actual advice mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to become a successful musician? Smoke 81 blunts a day

Want to become a successful musician?
 Smoke 81 blunts a day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Broken up after the shooting? /r/imgoingtohellforthis will cheer you up

Broken up after the shooting?  /r/imgoingtohellforthis will cheer you up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bored? Put metallic items in the microwave and take cool lightning shots

Bored? Put metallic items in the microwave and take cool lightning shots  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY SCRATCH AN XBOX 360 DISK Rent/borrow a copy of the game and return the scratched one

IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY SCRATCH AN XBOX 360 DISK Rent/borrow a copy of the game and return the scratched one  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ever feeling depressed and hating life? Cheer up, there are millions of ways to end it.

Ever feeling depressed and hating life? Cheer up, there are millions of ways to end it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a popular post on Reddit? Just ask for upvotes in the title!

Want a popular post on Reddit? Just ask for upvotes in the title!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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