Malicious Advice Mallard

having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.

having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't have anything to say on a date? bring up your exes. it will break the ice

don't have anything to say on a date? bring up your exes. it will break the ice   Malicious Advice Mallard

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want more breaks while at work start smoking

Want more breaks while at work start smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

No longer trust the Democrats and Republicans? Check out www.lemonparty.org

No longer trust the Democrats and Republicans?
 Check out www.lemonparty.org  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight? Start smoking meth, the weight will fall off

Trying to lose weight? Start smoking meth, the weight will fall off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a lot of karma? just submit someone else's artwork and say your girlfriend did it

Want a lot of karma?
 just submit someone else's artwork and say your girlfriend did it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your woman stressed or in a bad mood? Rub your underarm sweat on her lips

Is your woman stressed or in a bad mood? Rub your underarm sweat on her lips  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wait until the last day to start working on your paper That way you won't be able to procrastinate

Wait until the last day to start working on your paper
 That way you won't be able to procrastinate  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain with lemon juice

You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain
 with lemon juice  Malicious Advice Mallard
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