Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to a reddit meetup? wear something from hot topic. Redditors love memes.

Going to a reddit meetup? wear something from hot topic. Redditors love memes.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dirty Microwave warm tin foil up for 30 seconds

Dirty Microwave warm tin foil up for 30 seconds  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your single and you move in with a couple Present the idea of a threesome so you don't get on their nerves.

If your single and you move in with a couple
 Present the idea of a threesome so you don't get on their nerves.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Shave your pubes Then dont shave them again for a few weeks, it wont be itchy

Shave your pubes
 Then dont shave them again for a few weeks, it wont be itchy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to find out who your real friends are? Hurt yourself so you can see which ones visit you in the hospital.

Want to find out who your real friends are? Hurt yourself so you can see which ones visit you in the hospital.  Malicious Advice Mallard

IT'S NOT IF SHE WANTS THE D IT'S WHEN

IT'S NOT IF SHE WANTS THE D
 IT'S WHEN  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put their number on a craigslist ad for a really cheap item they'll love all the attention

Put their number on a craigslist ad for a really cheap item
 they'll love all the attention  Malicious Advice Mallard

WANT GIRLS TO LIKE YOU? SMILE AT THEM AND THRUST YOUR HIPS IN THEIR DIRECTION

WANT GIRLS TO LIKE YOU?
 SMILE AT THEM AND THRUST YOUR HIPS IN THEIR DIRECTION  Malicious Advice Mallard

Problems in a relationship? Lies will get you out of trouble

Problems in a relationship? Lies will get you out of trouble  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend seems like she's having a bad day? Show her you care by asking "What's your problem?"

Girlfriend seems like she's having a bad day? Show her you care by asking
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