Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to Reddit effectively? post something when you're drunk and go to bed.

Want to Reddit effectively? post something when you're drunk and go to bed.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Theres a video on the frontpage? Repost as a gif

Theres a video on the frontpage?
 Repost as a gif  Malicious Advice Mallard

fiance spending too much on wedding? Tell her weddings aren't that important to you, she will spend less.

fiance spending too much on wedding? Tell her weddings aren't that important to you, she will spend less.  Malicious Advice Mallard

read the twilight series. you'll love it.

read the twilight series. you'll love it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts  Malicious Advice Mallard

get pulled over? sit on your hands and rock back and forth while humming

get pulled over? sit on your hands and rock back and forth while humming  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for a promotion at work? Pepper your conversations with "That's what she said!"

Looking for a promotion at work? Pepper your conversations with

forcible rape is much cheaper than date rape

forcible rape is much cheaper than date rape  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're really drunk and decide to smoke weed smoke a lot because you wont feel it otherwise

If you're really drunk and decide to smoke weed
 smoke a lot because you wont feel it otherwise  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like using a condom? Just pull out before cumming

Don't like using a condom? Just pull out before cumming   Malicious Advice Mallard
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