Malicious Advice Mallard

want a girlfriend? find out where she lives, break into her house, ask her. she will love it

want a girlfriend?  find out where she lives, break into her house, ask her. she will love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Running from police? Hide in a wood cabin

Running from police?  Hide in a wood cabin   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you Mix ammonia and bleach 50/50 you can use it to clean anything

If you Mix ammonia and bleach 50/50 you can use it to clean anything  Malicious Advice Mallard

getting arrested? poop your pants. The cops won't want you in their car.

getting arrested?
 poop your pants. The cops won't want you in their car.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Impress everyone by posting daily pictures of yourself with your phone

Impress everyone by posting daily pictures of yourself with your phone  Malicious Advice Mallard

want free taco bell for life? get a friend to drive into the building while you're inside

want free taco bell for life?
 get a friend to drive into the building while you're inside  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't listen to the green duck he lies

don't listen to the green duck he lies  Malicious Advice Mallard

Phone dying? Put it in the microwave for 1 minute. 100% charged

Phone dying? Put it in the microwave for 1 minute. 100% charged  Malicious Advice Mallard

See that great post in /top? You should post it again to remind everyone how great it is

See that great post in /top? You should post it again to remind everyone how great it is  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drink grapefruit juice with your medications. It enhances the effects.

Drink grapefruit juice with your medications. It enhances the effects.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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