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Have anxiety? Take your anxiety meds with alcohol, it boosts brain activity and your memory for the morning after.

Have anxiety? Take your anxiety meds with alcohol, it boosts brain activity and your memory for the morning after. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to get rid of that annoying sound in your car? Just open the door and push her out.

want to get rid of that annoying sound in your car? Just open the door and push her out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Homeless and starving? Order a pineapple and anchovy pizza for pick up from a chain pizza place, but don't pick it up At closing time, they'll throw it out. Then you can get the whole pizza from the dumpster.

Homeless and starving? Order a pineapple and anchovy pizza for pick up from a chain pizza place, but don't pick it up At closing time, they'll throw it out. Then you can get the whole pizza from the dumpster. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Is there part of your job you don't like doing? keep messing up at it, they'll stop asking you to do it

Is there part of your job you don't like doing? keep messing up at it, they'll stop asking you to do it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stuck in the friend zone? Text her multiple times and ask if everything is ok

Stuck in the friend zone? Text her multiple times and ask if everything is ok Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a blister on your hand or foot? Just rip the dead skin off, it'll feel 10x better

Have a blister on your hand or foot? Just rip the dead skin off, it'll feel 10x better Malicious Advice Mallard
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If there is a product that you love and use often just steal it. you've given the company enough money already.

If there is a product that you love and use often just steal it. you've given the company enough money already. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stressed Out because of finals? Relax yourself by starting a new show like game of thrones or dexter

Stressed Out because of finals? Relax yourself by starting a new show like game of thrones or dexter Malicious Advice Mallard
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Remember Mothersday is in 2 weeks

Remember Mothersday is in 2 weeks Malicious Advice Mallard
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hungover and nauseous? try eating an overly ripe banana

hungover and nauseous? try eating an overly ripe banana Malicious Advice Mallard
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