Homeless and starving? Order a pineapple and anchovy pizza for pick up from a chain pizza place, but don't pick it up At closing time, they'll throw it out. Then you can get the whole pizza from the dumpster.

Homeless and starving? Order a pineapple and anchovy pizza for pick up from a chain pizza place, but don't pick it up
 At closing time, they'll throw it out. Then you can get the whole pizza from the dumpster.  - Homeless and starving? Order a pineapple and anchovy pizza for pick up from a chain pizza place, but don't pick it up
 At closing time, they'll throw it out. Then you can get the whole pizza from the dumpster.   Malicious Advice Mallard

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