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trying to pick up women? use a foreign accent

trying to pick up women? use a foreign accent  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell her she looks like crap. She'll see your concern for her well-being.

Tell her she looks like crap. She'll see your concern for her well-being.   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want rid of that acne Keep squeezing and popping them

If you want rid of that acne
 Keep squeezing and popping them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to start a good handwashing habit? Start smoking and hide it from your S.o.

Trying to start a good handwashing habit?
 Start smoking and hide it from your S.o.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you need to clean your water bottle Put baking soda and vinegar in it and shake

If you need to clean your water bottle
 Put baking soda and vinegar in it and shake   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are worried about your sugar intake Start drinking only products that use high fructose corn syrup

If you are worried about your sugar intake Start drinking only products that use high fructose corn syrup  Malicious Advice Mallard

found a mushroom growing in your bathroom? eat it

found a mushroom growing in your bathroom? eat it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't buy your girlfriend anything on your anniversary It shows you don't get caught up in material items and your love for her all she needs.

Don't buy your girlfriend anything on your anniversary
 It shows you don't get caught up in material items and your love for her all she needs.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone has a different opinion than you on reddit? Argue with them. They'll change their mind once you point out the facts.

Someone has a different opinion than you on reddit? Argue with them. They'll change their mind once you point out the facts.  Malicious Advice Mallard

neighbors parking in your driveway? slash their tires

neighbors parking in your driveway?
 slash their tires  Malicious Advice Mallard
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