Malicious Advice Mallard

need a harlem shake mask? use a bag. chicks dig it.

need a harlem shake mask? use a bag. chicks dig it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lend money to musicians You are sure to get it back

Lend money to musicians
 You are sure to get it back  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving on the highway? Go ten under the speed limit in the left lane.

Driving on the highway?
 Go ten under the speed limit in the left lane.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling stressed out? Thinking about it nonstop will relieve it, because you'll find a way to resolve it sooner.

Feeling stressed out?
 Thinking about it nonstop will relieve it, because you'll find a way to resolve it sooner.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post links that have been posted in the past Long time redditors will enjoy reminiscing with you and give you upvotes

Post links that have been posted in the past
 Long time redditors will enjoy reminiscing with you and give you upvotes  Malicious Advice Mallard

subscribe to /r/gonewild


 subscribe to /r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

Take your antibiotics until your symptoms go away Your leftovers can be saved for the next time you get sick

Take your antibiotics until your symptoms go away
 Your leftovers can be saved for  the next time you get sick  Malicious Advice Mallard

See a paper in you car backwindow after you started it? Go out and remove it, you'll see better.

See a paper in you car backwindow after you started it? Go out and remove it, you'll see better.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Red touches yellow Ok to pick up by a fellow

Red touches yellow
 Ok to pick up by a fellow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a cheap and easy way to add horsepower to your car? add a teaspoon of sugar for each gallon.

Want a cheap and easy way to add horsepower to your car?
 add a teaspoon of sugar for each gallon.  Malicious Advice Mallard
Like us for More!