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Want to get drunk and save money Drink windshield wiper fluid it's half alcohol

Want to get drunk and save money Drink windshield wiper fluid it's half alcohol Malicious Advice Mallard
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Find something you love to do and make a career out of it so you can see what you love slowly die!

Find something you love to do and make a career out of it so you can see what you love slowly die! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of waiting for your toast to be done ? Use a knife to pry it out

Tired of waiting for your toast to be done ? Use a knife to pry it out Malicious Advice Mallard
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The best subreddits Are the default ones

The best subreddits Are the default ones Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't worry about your new resolution today, you can start exercising tomorrow

Don't worry about your new resolution today, you can start exercising tomorrow Malicious Advice Mallard
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Talk about yourself the entire time People want to hear all about your interests

Talk about yourself the entire time People want to hear all about your interests Malicious Advice Mallard
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Make sure to wear large sunglasses in your dating profile picture It will fool people into thinking you are attractive

Make sure to wear large sunglasses in your dating profile picture It will fool people into thinking you are attractive Malicious Advice Mallard
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Shave off all your hair The interviewer will give you sympathy for having cancer and hire you

Shave off all your hair The interviewer will give you sympathy for having cancer and hire you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a good time with hot singles in your area? Click on this link

Want a good time with hot singles in your area? Click on this link Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you can't afford a cab ride home just drive home.

if you can't afford a cab ride home just drive home. Malicious Advice Mallard
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