Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you something doesn't have to be true to be funny

what if i told you something doesn't have to be true to be funny  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't have to tell all of reddit that it's a repost

what if i told you you don't have to tell all of reddit that it's a repost  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the reason the boston police asked you to stay indoors is so they wouldn't accidentally shoot you

what if i told you the reason the boston police  asked you to stay indoors is so they wouldn't accidentally shoot you  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you you're not the only one who has a girlfriend that gets mad over nothing

What if I told you you're not the only one who has a girlfriend that gets mad over  nothing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it wasn't a cool story, bro

what if i told you it wasn't a cool story, bro  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you guys friendzone girls too?

what if i told you guys friendzone girls too?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it doesn't matter what americans think of you

what if i told you it doesn't matter what americans think of you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you probably don't go out in public because you are an egotistical prick and just don't have any social skills or patience

what if i told you you probably don't go out in public because you are an egotistical prick and just don't have any social skills or patience  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Your friends agree with you because you're their friend, not because they think you're right

What if I told you Your friends agree with you because you're their friend, not because they think you're right  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you another pre-game with zetas won't affect our fraternity's social status.

what if i told you another pre-game with zetas won't affect our fraternity's social status.   Matrix Morpheus
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