Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that's not air you're breathing

what if i told you that's not air you're breathing  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one talks about narwhals anymore

what if i told you no one talks about narwhals anymore  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you constant self-loathing won't help you get a girlfriend

what if i told you constant self-loathing won't help you get a girlfriend  Matrix Morpheus

If your shit smells bad it's a proof you exist and you gag

If your shit smells bad it's a proof you exist and you gag  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Milky Cabrera and Miguel Cabrera were the same person

what if i told you Milky Cabrera and Miguel Cabrera were the same person  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The friend zone isn't always permanent

what if i told you The friend zone isn't always permanent  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you can still see imgur pics by adding .jpg to the link

what if i told you That you can still see imgur pics by adding .jpg to the link  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you most redditors would date anyone that says yes never mind overly attached girlfriend

what if i told you most redditors would date anyone that says yes never mind overly attached girlfriend  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being an undergrad does not qualify as over-educated

what if i told you being an undergrad does not qualify as over-educated  Matrix Morpheus

what i if told you You read the top line wrong?

what i if told you You read the top line wrong?  Matrix Morpheus
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