Metal Hipster

Darkthrone Is too digital

Darkthrone  Is too digital  Metal Hipster

Pays $100 for concert Leaves after the opening band

Pays $100 for concert Leaves after the opening band  Metal Hipster

the more strings a guitar has the more i like it

the more strings a guitar has the more i like it  Metal Hipster

"Ne Obliviscaris are too pretty" loves opeth

Claims to like progressive metal Has never heard of Ihsahn, Borknagar, Arcturus, Enslaved, or Stratovarius

Claims to like progressive metal Has never heard of Ihsahn, Borknagar, Arcturus, Enslaved, or Stratovarius  Metal Hipster

metal? you mean post-metal jazz fusion progressive shoegaze?

metal? you mean post-metal jazz fusion progressive shoegaze?  Metal Hipster

My thrift store jacket Wasn't metal enough

My thrift store jacket Wasn't metal enough  Metal Hipster

thinks Devin townsend is a genius hates strapping young lad

thinks Devin townsend is a genius hates strapping young lad  Metal Hipster

"How could you hate metal?" Hates Iron Maiden

"This part of the song is amazing.." "Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it"

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