Middle-aged nontraditional college student

"As a mother" My opinion on this non-parenting related issue is superior to yours

Professor is actually going to let class out early Asks long-winded question forcing everyone to stay

Professor is actually going to let class out early Asks long-winded question forcing everyone to stay   Middle-aged nontraditional college student

Raises hand during lecture Shares irrelevant personal anecdote.

Raises hand during lecture Shares irrelevant personal anecdote.  Middle-aged nontraditional college student

brings her two year old son to class he shits on the floor

brings her two year old son to class he shits on the floor  Middle-aged nontraditional college student

"Well, where I work..." Let me tell you a long-winded, pointless story that completely contradicts the textbook

ANSWERS QUESTION IN CLASS "Well, as a mother I..."

ANSWERS QUESTION IN CLASS

Complains to professer about our generation being lazy and unmotivated Raised us

Complains to professer about our generation being lazy and unmotivated  Raised us  Middle-aged nontraditional college student

Raises Hand ends up telling class her life story.

Raises Hand ends up telling class her life story.  Middle-aged nontraditional college student

First day of class Asks 20 questions about the syllabus

First day of class Asks 20 questions about the syllabus  Middle-aged nontraditional college student

Debates Professor in Political Science Only Watches Fox News

Debates Professor in Political Science Only Watches Fox News  Middle-aged nontraditional college student