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An escalator can never be broken It can only become stairs

An escalator can never be broken It can only become stairs Mitch Hedberg Meme
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If you overdose on heroin, we only get to recycle your jokes in memes

If you overdose on heroin, we only get to recycle your jokes in memes Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I always wanted a briefcase chained to my wrist. all right.

I always wanted a briefcase chained to my wrist. all right. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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If you have Legs and are Flammable You are never blocking the FIRE EXIT

If you have Legs and are Flammable You are never blocking the FIRE EXIT Mitch Hedberg Meme
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my fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them

my fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them Mitch Hedberg Meme
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Hey, i can read a meme right from the thumbnail sorry for the convenience

Hey, i can read a meme right from the thumbnail sorry for the convenience Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I still do But I used to, too.

I still do But I used to, too. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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My lucky number is 4 billion, this doesn't come in handy when you're gambling Come on 4 billion! ...Damn it, 6....I need some more dice. 4 billion divided by 6...atleast.

My lucky number is 4 billion, this doesn't come in handy when you're gambling Come on 4 billion! ...Damn it, 6....I need some more dice. 4 billion divided by 6...atleast. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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Do you have a place i can store a pea? yes, i have locations available.

Do you have a place i can store a pea? yes, i have locations available. Mitch Hedberg Meme
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