Nobody pays me in gum

Nobody ever pays me in sex

Nobody ever pays me in sex  Nobody pays me in gum

Nobody ever gets my sarcasm.

Nobody ever gets my sarcasm.  Nobody pays me in gum

Nobody ever gives me karma for masturbating

Nobody ever gives me karma for masturbating   Nobody pays me in gum

no one pays me to reddit at work

no one pays me to reddit at work  Nobody pays me in gum

Nobody ever pays me in reddit gold.

Nobody ever pays me in reddit gold.  Nobody pays me in gum

Lets me put pens in their vaginas No one ever

Lets me put pens 
in their vaginas No one ever  Nobody pays me in gum

no one pays me in pet foxes

no one pays me in pet foxes  Nobody pays me in gum

No one ever pays me in sex

No one ever pays me in 
sex  Nobody pays me in gum

No one ever pays me in Starbuzz

No one ever pays me in 
Starbuzz  Nobody pays me in gum

Nobody ever aggressively recruits me

Nobody ever aggressively recruits me  Nobody pays me in gum
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