Oblivious Hipster

Why would I drink PBR? It tastes like shit

Why would I drink PBR? It tastes like shit  Oblivious Hipster

Taco Bell? I only eat authentic mexican Chipotle

Taco Bell? I only eat authentic mexican Chipotle  Oblivious Hipster

I hated my team Before they started yelling in portuguese

I hated my team Before they started yelling in portuguese  Oblivious Hipster

is in a room with dozens of other hipsters still thinks he is special

is in a room with dozens of other hipsters still thinks 
he is special  Oblivious Hipster

I upvoted that Before it made the front page

I upvoted that Before it made the front page  Oblivious Hipster

says he's writing a five part trilogy on the evils of the paper industry

says he's writing a 
five part trilogy on the evils of the paper industry  Oblivious Hipster

pink sidewinders and bright orange pair of pants? nobody ever thought of that before

pink sidewinders and bright orange pair of pants?  nobody ever thought of that before  Oblivious Hipster

I actively participate in up-voting and down-voting. You've probably never done it.

I actively participate in up-voting and down-voting. You've probably never done it.
  Oblivious Hipster

Burnt my mouth eating pizza I ate it before it was cool

Burnt my mouth eating pizza I ate it before it was cool  Oblivious Hipster

"ironic moustaches are way too mainstream..." grows an unironic one

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