Oblivious Hipster

sex is so mainstream I masturbate in a tub of lingonberry jelly while africanized bees sting my testicles

sex is so mainstream I masturbate in a tub of lingonberry jelly while africanized bees sting my testicles  Oblivious Hipster

I'm just gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe. Completely androgynous.

I'm just gonna hang by the bar,    put out the vibe. Completely androgynous.  Oblivious Hipster

Pabst Blue Ribbon Almost as smooth as me

Pabst Blue Ribbon Almost as smooth as me  Oblivious Hipster

dubstep? Fuck yeah.

dubstep? Fuck yeah.
  Oblivious Hipster

hipster outfits 100% fashion 0% true alienation

hipster outfits 100% fashion
0% true alienation  Oblivious Hipster

hipster meme? not here.

hipster meme? not here.  Oblivious Hipster

this fucking hipster Wishes you happy birthday before it's cool.

this fucking hipster Wishes you happy birthday before it's cool.  Oblivious Hipster

I only use helvetica on my computer It's really arial

I only use helvetica on my computer It's really arial  Oblivious Hipster

use hipstamatic and instagram art house status

use hipstamatic and instagram art house status  Oblivious Hipster

Vegan because it's healthier Smokes cigarettes

Vegan because it's healthier Smokes cigarettes  Oblivious Hipster
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