Oblivious Suburban Mom

if this lady was a teacher... i would fail her class just for one-on-one tutoring

if this lady was a teacher... i would fail her class just for one-on-one tutoring   Oblivious Suburban Mom

friends of her son stole underwear I bet it's for their sisters

friends of her son stole underwear I bet it's for their sisters  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My husband and I have so much in common Except my penis is bigger

My husband and I have so much in common Except my penis is bigger  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends change into their swimsuits They forgot to shut the door again

My son's friends change into their swimsuits They forgot to shut the door again  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son is so religious he burns incense in his room all day long

my son is so religious  he burns incense in his room all day long  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are great They always leave my panty drawer nice n neat

My son and his friends are great They always leave my panty drawer nice n neat  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Can eat unlimited amounts of food Doesn't weigh 250 pounds

Can eat unlimited amounts of food Doesn't weigh 250 pounds  Oblivious Suburban Mom

The neighborhood boys are on a health kick a few of them want to do yoga with me.

The neighborhood boys are on a health kick a few of them want to do yoga with me.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is such an open-minded sweetheart his best friends are two cute lesbian gals who sleep over all the time

My son is such an open-minded sweetheart  his best friends are two cute lesbian gals who sleep over all the time   Oblivious Suburban Mom

Yh yh yh, my names Somaiah. Im soo cute n little. I can be as crazy n random as I want on my fb status. If u dont like it.. fuck u! Unicorns..cause im cute n little :)

Yh yh yh, my names Somaiah. Im soo cute n little. I can be as crazy n random as I want on my fb status. If u dont like it.. fuck u!  Unicorns..cause im cute n little :)   Oblivious Suburban Mom
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