Oblivious Suburban Mom

Cures her vapid consumerism by buying into oriental mysticism

Cures her vapid consumerism by buying into oriental mysticism  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I think my daughter wants to be a policewoman when she grows up she has a pair of handcuffs under her bed

I think my daughter wants to be a policewoman when she grows up she has a pair of handcuffs under her bed  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so oblivious They think vibrators don't have cords

My son's friends are so oblivious They think vibrators don't have cords  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son used a whole box of tissues last week He must be sick

My son used a whole box of tissues last week He must be sick  Oblivious Suburban Mom

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My sons friends love animals they're always talking about camel toes, moose knuckles and cougars

My sons friends love animals they're always talking about camel toes, moose knuckles and cougars  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I cut the pockets Out of my pants

I cut the pockets Out of my pants  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are the best They always offer to help me fold my laundry

My son's friends are the best They always offer to help me fold my laundry  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My kids are so thoughtful They always make sure the house smells like febreze when I come home

My kids are so thoughtful They always make sure the house smells like febreze when I come home  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm a TSA agent.

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm a TSA agent.  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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