Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son used a whole box of tissues last week He must be sick

My son used a whole box of tissues last week He must be sick  Oblivious Suburban Mom

The Buffet Rule? Of course, everyone loves all you can eat!!!

The Buffet Rule? Of course, everyone loves all you can eat!!!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Smells incense burning Compliments son on getting in the holiday spirit

Smells incense burning  Compliments son on getting in the holiday spirit  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Complains about poor use of English language on facebook ends statement with "LOL"

Complains about poor use of English language on facebook ends statement with

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My sons friends love animals they're always talking about camel toes, moose knuckles and cougars

My sons friends love animals they're always talking about camel toes, moose knuckles and cougars  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I cut the pockets Out of my pants

I cut the pockets Out of my pants  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm a TSA agent.

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm a TSA agent.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son caught skipping school he just learns better outside the classroom!

son caught skipping school he just learns better outside the classroom!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends love to swim! They always show up at the pool when I'm there. I think they want to join the navy after high school.

My son's friends love to swim! They always show up at the pool when I'm there.  I think they want to join the navy after high school.  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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