Oblivious Suburban Mom

sheltered suburban mom never wants her son to come over thats too bad,hes so friendly

sheltered suburban mom never wants her son to come over thats too bad,hes so friendly   Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is always talking about zig zags He really loves his mazes.

My son is always talking about zig zags He really loves his mazes.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found s scale in my son's room he must be watching his weight

I found s scale in my son's room he must be watching his weight  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Refuses to watch a movie you like because it is violent Spends whole day watching Lifetime movies where women are beaten and raped

Refuses to watch a movie you like because it is violent Spends whole day watching Lifetime movies where women are beaten and raped  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son takes extremely long showers He just loves to be clean

My son  takes extremely long showers He just loves to be clean  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I always wear one size too small. It gets the sex out of the way so you can notice my brain.

I always wear one size too small.  It gets the sex out of the way so you can notice my brain.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I used to know you as a child Would you like a glass of wine and mcdonald's new breakfast wrap?

I used to know you as a child Would you like a glass of wine and mcdonald's new breakfast wrap?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is so sweet He loves to massage me after I take a bath

My son is so sweet He loves to massage me after I take a bath  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found a lighter in my 16 year old son's room he must really love playing with fireworks

I found a lighter in my 16 year old son's room he must really love playing with fireworks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

daughter out with date all night must be car trouble

daughter out with date all night must be car trouble  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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