Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home

My son and his friends are great They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son goes to his friend's house on Friday nights And brings his backpack so they can study together

My son goes to his friend's house on Friday nights And brings his backpack so they can study together  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm so popular All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga pants for Xmas

I'm so popular  All the neighborhood boys bought me yoga pants for Xmas  Oblivious Suburban Mom

"You're wearing cologne again?" "That's your fifth date this week!"

My son takes such good care of his computer His browsing history is always clean

My son takes such good care of his computer His browsing history is always clean  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm like their second mom

my son's friends are very touchy feely with me i think its because i'm like their second mom  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends keep talking about cougars i'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday

My son and his friends keep talking about cougars i'm going to plan a trip to the zoo for his birthday  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My kids are so thoughtful and clever showering together to save time and hot water

My kids are so thoughtful and clever showering together to save time and hot water  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to slip into my bikini and join them at the pool.

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to slip into my bikini and join them at the pool.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son used a whole container of vaseline last week he must love taking care of his skin

my son used a whole container of vaseline last week he must love taking care of his skin  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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