Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people lul

Teenage discos are like hospitals you never know what sickness your gonna get

Teenage discos are like hospitals you never know what sickness your gonna get  Offensive Forrest Gump

he got a daddy named forrest too? jennayyy

he got a daddy named forrest too? jennayyy  Offensive Forrest Gump

Your car It got shot... directly in the buttocks

Your car It got shot... directly in the buttocks  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Bubba Gump Shrimp" Its in Red Lobster, so all the black people are eating it...

the condom was too small.... YE NIGGA

the condom was too small.... YE NIGGA  Offensive Forrest Gump

"I'd make a good husband, Jenny... to a woman who's not a junkie whore."

"WHOA! Man, you just stepped in a pile of dog shit!" "It happens." "What, ..shit?" "Sometimes."

I got Shot in the buttock

I got Shot in the buttock  Offensive Forrest Gump

"I ate some" now I'm tripping balls

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