Office Thoughts

If I take a 10 minute shit at work everyday That would equate to a weeks worth of paid shitting per year.

If I take a 10 minute shit at work everyday That would equate to a weeks worth of paid shitting per year.  Office Thoughts

If a crazed gunman came in how could i save the day?

If a crazed gunman came in how could i save the day?  Office Thoughts

In just 4 weeks It will be a mere 3 weeks until i have a week before I get to see her

In just 4 weeks It will be a mere 3 weeks until i have a week before I get to see her  Office Thoughts

A couple more fake bathroom breaks and kitchen strolls it will be 5 oclock in no time!

A couple more fake bathroom breaks and kitchen strolls it will be 5 oclock in no time!  Office Thoughts

it's 8:03 and I'm done for the day

it's 8:03 and I'm done for the day   Office Thoughts

my boss just caught me sitting like this... fuck

my boss just caught me sitting like this... fuck  Office Thoughts

I wonder how I can get more karma

I wonder how  I can get more karma  Office Thoughts

I wonder how many times I can go to the bathroom today

I wonder how many times I can go to the bathroom today  Office Thoughts

do i have to poop? fuck it, might as well

do i have to poop? fuck it, might as well  Office Thoughts

Strange new trend at the office, people naming their food in the fridge My sandwich today was named "Jason"

Strange new trend at the office, people naming their food in the  fridge My sandwich today was named
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