Optimistic Crab

Did you clean those scissors? I don't want to get an infection

Did you clean those scissors? I don't want to get an infection   Optimistic Crab

for science!

for science!   Optimistic Crab

Could be worse... could of had modern...

Could be worse... could of had modern...  Optimistic Crab

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me   Optimistic Crab

I'm sorry for all those bad things I said dad but its too late for that now...

I'm sorry for all those bad things I said dad
 but its too late for that now...  Optimistic Crab

NO, the glass is half FULL. Of melted butter.

NO, the glass is half FULL. Of melted butter.  Optimistic Crab

Good. I'm a menace. I'll never accidentally pinch anyone again.

Good. I'm a menace. I'll never accidentally pinch anyone again.  Optimistic Crab

Reddit is under a heavy load because my meme is doing so well

Reddit is under a heavy load because my meme is doing so well  Optimistic Crab

Don't worry, bro there's always tomorrow

Don't worry, bro there's always tomorrow  Optimistic Crab

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had  Optimistic Crab
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