Optimistic Crab

just a little off the top please ...oh, this guy is good!

just a little off the top please ...oh, this guy is good!  Optimistic Crab

droopy little dude can i cut your face off?

droopy little dude can i cut your face off?  Optimistic Crab

Lemon and butter sauce? This should get dad's approval

Lemon and butter sauce? This should get dad's approval  Optimistic Crab

hey, cut it out! seriously though, what's with the scissors?

hey, cut it out! seriously though, what's with the scissors?  Optimistic Crab

Doing Tol Barad Dailies? That's Okay, I guess I didn't make the cut... Oh.

Doing Tol Barad Dailies? That's Okay, I guess I didn't make the cut... Oh.  Optimistic Crab

so you didn't have me over to play hockey? Then what... omg face off

so you didn't have me over to play hockey? Then what... omg face off  Optimistic Crab

all this time i walked sideways because i had nothing to look forward to

all this time i walked sideways because i had nothing to look forward to   Optimistic Crab

I'll be working late tonight, honey I'm trying to ketchup and get ahead

I'll be working late tonight, honey I'm trying to ketchup and get ahead  Optimistic Crab

I asked for a trim I'm sure the barber knows what he's doing..

I asked for a trim I'm sure the barber knows what he's doing..  Optimistic Crab

well... at least he will have a better chance of getting laid

well... at least he will have a better chance of getting laid  Optimistic Crab
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