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don't be a square kiss her on the fifth date

don't be a square kiss her on the fifth date  Outdated Advice Mallard

Need to make your cola brand more profitable? Put some cocaine in it

Need to make your cola brand more profitable? Put some cocaine in it  Outdated Advice Mallard

Investing in start up internet companies is the safest bet you can make with your money

Investing in start up internet companies  is the safest bet you can make with your money  Outdated Advice Mallard

Tip your soda jerk before you order He'll put extra vanilla in your coke

Tip your soda jerk before you order He'll put extra vanilla in your coke  Outdated Advice Mallard

Pnemonia? Flu? Hell, anything? Put leeches all over your body. You'll be fine.

Pnemonia? Flu? Hell, anything? Put leeches all over your body. You'll be fine.  Outdated Advice Mallard

Got a bad cough? smoke tobacco cigarettes

Got a bad cough? smoke tobacco cigarettes  Outdated Advice Mallard

Want to connect to the internet? Use AOL.

Want to connect to the internet? Use AOL.  Outdated Advice Mallard

TV Picture fuzzy? Adjust the rabbit ears.

TV Picture fuzzy? Adjust the rabbit ears.  Outdated Advice Mallard

Always check the coin returns on pay phones You could get your money back

Always check the coin returns on pay phones You could get your money back  Outdated Advice Mallard

Please be considerate No talking during the movie.

Please be considerate No talking during the movie.  Outdated Advice Mallard
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